... I really thought he was feeling bad for calling my privates a 'canoe full of moose meat' yesterday and was trying to act normal for a change. We were having a really good evening until he pulled that bottle of beer out of his coat and started drinking it with his hash browns. The lady at Waffle House told him he couldn't do that and to get rid of it -- so he chugged it down. Then the manager told us to leave. It was so sad, I just wanted one evening like normal people have but my sorry azz BF had to start acting like an idiot. As we were heading out the door in shame he stopped, bent over and farted. It was really loud and gross and everyone in there got mad and started yelling at us. I just wanted to die of shame but he thought it was funny and laughed and laughed all the way home, the whole time chugging beers.
I love him so much and he's such a great guy but I'm going crazy. Should I live this way?