YES! It's love letter Friday! I love sharing my love letters to my moo moo lovins' with you. Enjoy?

Question

Oh moo moo I hear there's a hurricane a coming
A whole lotta of Texans are sad n' they're bummin'

But you, you enjoy this, watching them scurry and run
Eating twinkies and chocolate and enlarging your bum

You get pleasure from people going through real pain
Do you really wonder why I think you're insane?

I was just thinking, here in my office chair
If a Cat 5 hurricane could even lift you in the air

I don't know the physics of doing such a thing
But somehow I doubt it could give you a fling

At almost 500 pounds, I think you'd ride it out
Probably laughing and eating and rolling about

So I need to stop daydreaming because I'll be home real soon
And I need to not think of you, and avoid thoughts of gloom

I'll think about Rebecca and getting her back
Her hot sexy ***, and giving it a smack

Oh, uh, Rebecca is, uh, just a friend of mine
We just smack each other for fun from time to time

So on that note, my moo moo, how I love you so
I need to do some work, time for me to go

Love you moo moo! See you tonight

Answer 1

How lucky Moo moo is to have someone think of her at work and put so much time and effort into a love letter.







Dear Beansie oh, beansie.... just where have you been?



The world at Yahoo Answers has been dark and grim.







Ike will arrive soon, and send us a flood.



Oh how I hate sometimes to play in the mudd.







And stranded victims too dumb to leave soon enough



Will make the next 72 hours long and rough.







Rescue 1 is here, I'll man the boat.



With boobs like these..I'm sure I'll stay afloat.







But, next time, dear sir, please don't leave without saying good bye.



Cause Man Yogart was hoping that maybe you'd died.















Have a great weekend - all our best to Moo Moo!

Answer 2

Oh what a Happy Friday when Frankie gives us a sweet love letter to read!



We are sooooo jealous of Moo Moo Lovins'!

Answer 3

When I read this, I thought about that movie, 'Twister', where they had a tornado and there were flying cows. I then started thinking about Moo Moo flying around in her bed with her twinkies.



I'm very horrified right now.

Answer 4

Wow why do you need Rebbecca when FFMama is way better.



Did ya see the bet yogurt has on you?



And remember for the 3some as long as you relax it won't hurt as much sliding in. Tootles

Answer 5

So, did you manage to get a chastity belt for your butt, for the three some with moo moo and ralph? don't forget to pick up the lube. somebody's gonna scream tonight.

Answer 6

Sounds like Moo moo is big enough to be a sea wall,





You really really love her don't you

Answer 7

I'm scared for moo moo

Answer 8

"Love you moo moo! See you tonight"



You are sooo sweet <3

Answer 9

Oh Frankie. I've been missing you. Glad to see you around on Friday.

Have a super day.

Answer 10

Missed you Frank....thanks having a really bad day and you just made me smile....have a good weekend...enjoy that wife of your would ya?

Answer 11

Oh my. Hilarious. :o)



Finally out of school for the weekend, eh?

Answer 12

Current office pool that Beans-n-Franks has never

touched a real boob: $9,000.



Somebody's gonna win that sucker soon.

Answer 13

YAY!! Frank and FF Momma back together again:)

Answer 14

haha good one : )

Answer 15

What a lucky girl.....................................



This might even soften the demeanor of my heartless wife.

Answer 16

SHUT UP