It's true, It IS LOVE NOTE FRIDAY! So enjoy my outpouring of love to my wife, moo moo lovins'?

Question

Oh moo moo your trust fund has taken quite a hit
You had Lehman, AIG, and now they are sh*t

So now your appeal is limited at best
Your belly sticks out further than your chest

10,000 calories a day you consume
No one can question why I feel so much gloom

Another Saturday awaits, and your weekly bath
It sickens me so, that I cry til' I laugh

I try to think of ways to ease my great pain
But I have visions of fat folds burnt into my brain

I know when I leave, I'll need a shrink to recover
I doubt I'll ever get over having been forced to be your lover

But I caused this tragedy, I build my own boat
Sometimes I wish I was drawn and quartered, thrown into a moat

However, I'm still here, devastated and sad
But when I think of my mistress Rebecca, I feel better and glad

Her flowing black hair, her waist so trim, legs so long
She gives me power, a reason to go on

But moo moo you threaten my brain like a storm
My whole demeanor goes cold, your horror like a swarm

I think I'm bipolar, or just crazy because of you
But the money is worth it, so I stay with you, moo moo

I have to go now, I think I just puked
I just saw a huge woman, like you, and got spooked

See you tonight moo moo. Around 7.

Answer 1

Loved it! I'm standing and applauding your wit. Thanks, I really needed that!

Answer 2

YEA!!! Its Love Note Friday!!!! Well, no wonder why we haven't heard from you much lately Frank...you've been busy working on this for us!



Have a great weekend, Frank, and we look forward to next week's poem!!!

Answer 3

LMAO!! Well done. I'll have her home after our weekly jaunt to Cinnabon. Don't forget that she gets some frosting under her fourth chin that she can never quite reach with a napkin.

Answer 4

Im sad...



you forgot "I love you Moo Moo" at the end



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Answer 5

I'm moved to tears! That was so lovely, I'll think of your Love Note to MooMoo for the rest of my life. It amazes me to think there are people out there as romantic and loving as you.

Answer 6

wow, to come up with this as a joke, WOW either you are really creative or you have tons of time on your hands. I enjoyed it though, and will be looking forward to next fridays.

Answer 7

Aww that is soo sweet. Esp the you seeing a shrink part.

Answer 8

That moo moo....what a lucky old cow.

Answer 9

So romantic!! I wish my husband would write love letters to me too : )

Answer 10

I still love you Frank.

Answer 11

It's sad you had to cover all your short uh skirts.

Answer 12

You're better than Shakespeare, my friend.



got me all misty eyed.

Answer 13

I love "Love Note Friday!"



LOL!

Answer 14

Good one very creative!

Answer 15

wow

Answer 16

very funny and disgusting .

Answer 17

awwwwwwwww

Answer 18

LMAO

Answer 19

here is an idea if you hate your wife DIVORCE her this is stupid

Answer 20

LMAO!!!!

Answer 21

"I think I just puked"



LMAO!!!!!!