Shld I snd my hsbnd 2 store 4 mlk eggs & brd 4 da kds or 4 beer & pzza 4 me?

Question

Kds lik 2 eat crckrs & drnk wtr so they cn w8 4 mlk & brd, rite? I hav only lik $20 til nxt Frdy + I lik da kds btr whn i drnk beer so i thnk he shld buy dat 1st thn if any $ lft he cn buy mlk & brd.

Plz hlp!

Thx.

Hppy Txt Msg Thrsdy Btchs...

Answer 1

i tink u shud kum an *** ur braynes out wit Disco Stu an I.

Answer 2

U shld gt beer 4 U n 4get da pzza, k? thn kds hav fd 2! ebdy wns!

Answer 3

What in the h*ll has YA come too? It's a sad day when I look at your question and realize, that makes sense. Have I become textsized?



Buy the beer, you can soak the bread in it and make redneck toast in the morning.

Answer 4

Wt kd of sht is ths ?



Is ths retrd dy or smthg ?



u shld gt yr ft @ up ad go to the stre yr slf!

Answer 5

sadly enough, I could totally understand that and I don't even text. What is this world coming to? Lol....



Buy the beer. You'll be happier and everyone knows when mom is happy everyone else can be.

Answer 6

OMG tll hm 2 fgr it out n hs own coz u r at wrk. id tll hm 2 fk hmslf 2 tho.

Answer 7

I'm happy to report my eyes are bleeding and I couldn't make it through translation, or at least I didn't bother to.

Answer 8

jst git urslf sum lickr n sqrw th rst f thm.



hppy txt msg thrsdy bb!!

Answer 9

git urslf sum booz n has a gud tym! babbies kin w8!

Answer 10

yo, i wnt sum fkn beer n yo hbby cn gib me da bred 2 by it.

bt i thnk ur lps r so hot!



fxn sht: fck! dnt tll ny-1 i fkn flrt, k?

Answer 11

Wow what trash you are !

Do you have a man ?



You should lay off the crack !



And feed them dam babies !

Answer 12

See what drugs do to you .Besides this being a stupid post it has nothing to do with Married and Divorced ..Thanks for the 2 pts.

Answer 13

I'm with AnswerDude on this one. I can't believe I had no trouble reading that. lol

Answer 14

Scary! I understood that!

Answer 15

kids first you can have whats left

Answer 16

lol gr8 ? u have hur! But idk....





LYLAS--- k8