Why do ALL men want to bail as soon as they come, the the woman wants to cuddle in a puddle of Guam?

Question

I feel like hitting the fridge then watching TV as soon as I unload, My woman wants to drag this out as if we just jointly climbed mt. Everest together!!! "Can't you just....hold me for awhile?) NO! I need to shower this come off me, and get as far away from you as I can!!! I had jump through your hoops and play your head games to get some slot time, and now LET ME UP *****! Girls, we are temporarily SO not interested in you, anything you have to say, or any romance past the big launch! Our hormones that made us so interested in you, are now all over the center of the sheets! Allow us time to get new ones, and we will be right back to the sweet hero you love so much. Meanwhile, STFU and give us SPACE!

Answer 1

Mikey uses hookers ..............



I don't pay them for sex , I pay them to LEAVE !!!!

Answer 2

I'm not a cuddler so all women aren't like that. Some of us also want to get up, go grab a snack and go in another room where you're not. Has nothing to do with loving you or not, we're just done with you at that moment. Give us some space and we'll get back to the demure princess you THOUGHT you had.

Answer 3

I don't see the problem...unless, of course, the hero failed to launch the lady...then, I would say this was a major problem:) Leaving a lady aroused is so wrong!

Answer 4

Well, she'll only try it with YOU the once.





Nice.









PS~ Dudes that cuddle in a puddle may get laid......TWICE! But yeah, stick to your game... lol.

Answer 5

If you just wanted to get your r-cks off than maybe you should fore go the girlfriend and get a prostitute.

Answer 6

Women are different than your cat laying on your chest.



Some day, you might find that out.

Answer 7

Not all men are like that. Only the jerks are.

Answer 8

You wont be having sex much more with her!

Answer 9

I have one word to say to you.





PIG!