Question:
Do you think my wife will have sex with old neighbour friend? She left her emails open accidentally! Help!?
2013-10-10 00:44:25 UTC
Wife: are you giving me porn updates now lol. good job the old bill doesnt go trawling through your search history you nymph haha!!"
Him: Just thought I would share with you the one's I think are horny! Let me know what you think... And I'm not a nymph... Just horny... A lot!! Lol
Wife: thanks mr wankman i mean wenman!! well i think i will give it a bash ( lol!) at the weekend when hubbie is over his mums...... oh dear how bad is that planning my seedy sessions- thats what happens when you have no space and no house booohooo! lol
Him: LMAO! mr wankman...been called worse i suppose!! ;D Your obviously fairly frustrated at the moment so I'm glad I can assist in some way although not the way I would have preferred!!
Him: ohhh id tell him- i told him were talking again now and again, he seems okay with it at the mo....... but im not pushing it. maybe i will show him when he's here, mind you he doesnt need any encouragement in that dept. you would think a fat preggers chick would put him off but no such luck, talk about stratigic manouvers needed lol.
The girl in the 2nd clip is you when I'm watching it... Mmm! Lol! not at the moment but when your not preg! Why not watch tonight?
Wife: thanks for that, and thanks for making me feel so much better about my big fat self. your a gent!! no i like to get it on when im compleatly alone i lol.
Him: girl in film reminds me of you & turns me on big time!
Wife: *** off it wenny head you men get a stiffy from a snog and nearly blow your load the minute you get a sniff of ***** so i doubt there would be anyone that didnt do it for you given the right circumstances lol.
and YUCK!! thanks for that!!! i cant be thinking of FRIENDS like that its wierd!!
Him: Hey what's the point in living if you can't have a little flirty fun with a sexy friend every now and then... It doesn't harm anyone. Unless of course you genuinely do think I'm YUCK lol! :-(
Wife: lol well i guess you'll never really know will you.you are funny & cheer me up!!
Eleven answers:
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2013-10-10 07:05:40 UTC
She will do whatever she wants if you act more worried than pissed. That's just how women are.



I recommend staying gone as much as possible over the next few days, and when she finally complains, just say, "Sorry, I was just giving you enough time to get it on with your big fat self. You left your messages with Wenman open, and after reading them I don't want much to do with you." Leave the house for a LONG time ... overnight if you can. When you come home, tell her that she can stop talking to this douchebag or you can leave for good. She may go the defensive route and get loud to try to intimidate you or make you feel responsible. Stick your ground and remind her she had - literally - thousands of options for dealing with any problem that may have come up without involving someone else. If a woman sent you porn, she'd expect you to rip the woman apart and never speak to her again, right? That's exactly what she should have done, and you should waste no time in telling her so.



Good luck.
?
2013-10-10 01:46:04 UTC
It doesnt sound like she will have sex with him, not based on those replies anyway but I really do think you should talk to her about her having that kind of sexual conversation with another guy, its quite graphic and why is this guy sending her clips of porn films?



He would definetly do her if she gave him half a chance.
Nick Papageorgio
2013-10-10 00:54:07 UTC
They are both wankers.

If I were you I wouldn't wait to find out. You are Better off asking her ASAP and see what she says and then go over and waffle stomp him in the nuts. If she is not happy in your relationship and you don't want to loose her, you better find out what you both can do to both be happy. Tell your wife you love her and that she's beautiful no matter what. Sounds like that's what she needs at the moment. Figure it out old chap. Cheers!
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2013-10-10 02:55:18 UTC
I think you need to talk to your wife about it..in a gentle way as i don't think there is anything going on between the two of them thanks to your wife by the way who seems to be controlling the situation.

I would also walk to the neighbours and clock him.

I would also explain to my wife that I would have liked her be honest with me and told me about having randy convo with the neighbour....

Ayway..do have a conversation with her, but without being confrontational as it may be that she is lacking in attention at the moment(if she is pregnant, she needs double attention and reassurance that she is attractive..)
Jazzy
2013-10-10 00:52:19 UTC
Uhhhh wow your wife's interesting lol. No I don't think she will. Her friend is probably just a person she's very open with. She said he cheers her up so that whole thing was probably just a joke between them. If your really worried just confront her.
?
2013-10-10 00:54:21 UTC
Just stop talking to her for a few days or move out for a bit. Sorry but she's well out of order. That is not how a lady or real woman behaves.
powder
2013-10-10 00:51:45 UTC
No, I don't think she will judging by her replies. However, what she is doing is still way out of order and disrespectful to you. I would tell her that you've seen her conversation and it has to stop!
mizzpretti
2013-10-10 01:20:34 UTC
That is very rude if he has a wife or girlfriend I would let her know. That marriage would be over for me.
5 min to midnight!
2013-10-10 11:18:04 UTC
doesn't sound like she is going to. Hell, i've seen my wife chat dirtier than that with no plans of sleeping with anyone.
?
2013-10-10 00:51:02 UTC
Thats fucked up! Talk to her about that! Because no wife should be talking to anybody but you like that! That disgusts me.
charlesjerrell
2013-10-10 00:59:24 UTC
maybe she left them open on purpose, either way i would keep my eyes and ears open


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