2013-10-10 00:44:25 UTC
Him: Just thought I would share with you the one's I think are horny! Let me know what you think... And I'm not a nymph... Just horny... A lot!! Lol
Wife: thanks mr wankman i mean wenman!! well i think i will give it a bash ( lol!) at the weekend when hubbie is over his mums...... oh dear how bad is that planning my seedy sessions- thats what happens when you have no space and no house booohooo! lol
Him: LMAO! mr wankman...been called worse i suppose!! ;D Your obviously fairly frustrated at the moment so I'm glad I can assist in some way although not the way I would have preferred!!
Him: ohhh id tell him- i told him were talking again now and again, he seems okay with it at the mo....... but im not pushing it. maybe i will show him when he's here, mind you he doesnt need any encouragement in that dept. you would think a fat preggers chick would put him off but no such luck, talk about stratigic manouvers needed lol.
The girl in the 2nd clip is you when I'm watching it... Mmm! Lol! not at the moment but when your not preg! Why not watch tonight?
Wife: thanks for that, and thanks for making me feel so much better about my big fat self. your a gent!! no i like to get it on when im compleatly alone i lol.
Him: girl in film reminds me of you & turns me on big time!
Wife: *** off it wenny head you men get a stiffy from a snog and nearly blow your load the minute you get a sniff of ***** so i doubt there would be anyone that didnt do it for you given the right circumstances lol.
and YUCK!! thanks for that!!! i cant be thinking of FRIENDS like that its wierd!!
Him: Hey what's the point in living if you can't have a little flirty fun with a sexy friend every now and then... It doesn't harm anyone. Unless of course you genuinely do think I'm YUCK lol! :-(
Wife: lol well i guess you'll never really know will you.you are funny & cheer me up!!